1, Follow them around the house everywhere.
2, Moo when they say your name.
3, Say that doing laundry is against your religion.
4, Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
5, Hold their hand and whisper to them..” I see dead people.”
6, At everything they say, yell ‘Liar’.
7, Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say,” good morning sunshine!!!”
-Anonymous evil genius.